Let’s just thank god that John Green didn’t have Hazel and Augusts text like normal teenagers
because can you imagine
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i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
(via asdfhgjkl)
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
(via fuckyeahpikachuloving)


the-doctors-consulting-detective:
you do not know true pain until your favorite fictional character is killed off
and then brought back to life, and then killed off again
(Source: roymustanghasmoved, via fuckyeahpikachuloving)
imagine-how-to-train-yo-dragon:
im sorry
not sure if sorryCHRIST JESUS FUCK I SCREAMED
(via fuckyeahpikachuloving)